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Heya! Have you ever heard about an amazing Buddhist temple called Borobudur, it’s the largest Buddhist temple in the southern hemisphere, found standing in Central Java? It’s said that the temple was built from 2 million cut stones all carefully placed without the use of any adhesive or mortar!

COLORtorial is a series of 8 educational games that immerse the player amidst Indonesia’s Culture while testing your ability to arrange Colors!
Trek across the islands of Indonesia and discover many amazing things relating to our ancient nation. Such as our local costumes, architecture, food, animals and all kinds of other things relating to the provincial heritage of Indonesia as you play 8 fun challenging ‘color’ games.

Collect all 8 islands from GooglePlay and Itunes!

Don’t forget to connect, you don’t want to miss out on the cool prizes!!!
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COLORtorial by Mataram Paint


50 to 2000

50 to 2000

Just posted a new tune.. well a few weeks ago. People be swingng’n throwing down some side steppin manoeuvres.
Give it a whirl yo.

Basically I threw down some riffs using T4 Riffworks… and my trusty Line 6 GX USB thingo… I then exported it all into Fruity Loops to fine tune the frequencies so as to allow for that clean mix, giving it that chumpy crispness we all know and loves. I then ventured to play around with some mad automations so as to give it that somewhat contemporary trancy feel… side chain build-ups, stutter and all manner of random stuff.

Go on, get to ground stompin your feet to the beat ?

Music courtesy of: Me…
Footage… hmmm I forget, but Youtube busted my nuts for using it.

OBS Photoshop Speed Drawing

Just a quick test using OBS ‘Open Broadcaster Software’ with Photoshop… Fyi OBS is Free !!..

Might get around to finishing it…
The actual duration was 20 minutes. Anyway seeing how easy it was to set up OBS, I look forward to screwing around with some more stuffs.

Music by m-jayz…


Anyways enjoy.

The Ale of Woe


This is a retweaked version of a song I wrote for a fun music competition held by Sonoma Wireworks in 2014… Riffrumble24 ‘Beer’. I just fixed up some timing issues, anyways enjoy !


Sing along while ya downing them ol beers. Lyrics below for those inclined:

We was sittin in the back room downing ales with me friends When we noticed this old sheilla, with a big arse like a gem I downed a few more liquids till me courage began to brink And slurried across the bar room like horny ruddy gimp Hey!

(chorus) One, Two, Three, Four, down them beers and get some more.. One, Two, Three, Four It’s your shout, drink you bore

She might not have been a model or a singer or the queen but her frock was all but open and her bits all seemed to gleam I bought a few more rounders and she smiled and touched my knee It was then I thought I’d found the perfect woman of me dreams

(chorus) One, Two, Three, Four, down them beers and get some more.. One, Two, Three, Four It’s your shout, drink you bore

So it started with one liners and I noticed she was pleased so I leaned in slightly closer and I whispered we should leave but then me mate came up and chided that his pint was clean which was short for saying matey damn your eyes they be deceived Hey!

(chorus) One, Two, Three, Four, down them beers and get some more.. One, Two, Three, Four It’s your shout, drink you bore

I looked a little closer and I saw her hands were clump protruding from her voice box was a manly looking lump I kindly said goodnighty and I went back to me mates I bought some wings and larger and we drank until it ached

(chorus) One, Two, Three, Four, down them beers and get some more.. One, Two, Three, Four It’s your shout, your buds want more Hey!

Now it was a sad sad story when I woke up from me bed At first I thought no praises since id really done me head I looked and turned and noticed something no one could adore a big fat hairy auntie as the likes not seen before Hey!

Now 5 years yonder one would ponder how we got like this we’re hidden in the outback like a bunch of inbred pigs I blame it on them largers, which I’m drowning from me keg my wife she outta told me she’s my old mans sister Fred

(chorus) One, Two, Three, Four, down them beers and get some more.. One, Two, Three, Four It’s your shout, your luck is poor




The Ale of Woe

The Ale of WoeHey guys, have a geezer at my latest submission into the RiffRumble24 competition themed “Beer”

Be awesome if you can help a mate out by making a comment… Each one goes towards the chance to win the ‘public’ vote.
Be a CHAMP why don’t ya.

Cheers !!!


Just Click the Pic below to visit and play my tune… Comment yeh.



Hearthstone Battle

My First GamePlay Video

Welcome to BAT Hearthstone Battle series Episode 1. This is the first video in this BAT Battle series. Featuring Big Ass Tony and some non talented strategists I’ve had the misfortune of battling against.. I’ll no doubt be filling you up with some non relevant information that is likely to be miss informed and just downright wrong. Either way, I’ll be letting you in on some awesome side swiping techniques that will make you a potential winner.. Just like me. Sign up, let me know if you people want to learn how BAT does it. If this gains a modicum of interest, I’ll employ my skills to make a better vid.

Music courtesy of: Sandro Locco – Godfather (Original mix) Electro house.

Cheesy Country Bar Tune

Cheesy Country Bar Tune

I just had to throw down some guit work to express my cheeeze … Rose McGowan doing her badass thing in the ever classic Robert Rodriguez’ 2007 ‘Grindhouse’ flick “Planet Terror”…  All vid credits go to the makers… Music cred.. well me.

Poetry from way back when…

The Wicked Foul Fellow

Take yeh body of the

wicked foul fellow

who is reeking with a stale hollow tang

that is he who is accursed

cast it, in a log of a iron

into a sea of red

in a river so deep

in a pit so dark

that it drown to be sunk

to be lost

in a murky depth


Let the devil carry him to his place!

Yeh body that be accursed

it is, mostly truly dread

then there will be no need for us

or that of any man indeed

ever to fear again


“Hail of king the that be hung

say sang nor shift in any way

nor his body in the foul wind it sway

never more he come up

he be until the day of doom

speedily we pray

for evil is soon”


He will kill with accursed stench

below with stinking dismay

buried in hell of devil burn

out of earth he has jumped

even in death he not lay,

for he is cruelest darkest evil

what quick death you would pray.


Oh hail of yeah of hollow foul being

darkness of blood

fall from them they bleed

accursed blackened

soul you hath

come oh father and make me reek

of evil doth hath

with pleasure they seek

we be one

in deaths decree

with two with sword

we sweep with glee


“Come forth sleepless brothers

who lay in mold under beams untold

awake and come

and walk with our father

not in obeisance but in

unison as one.


Retched are we

who art thou to know

we are accursed and

blessed in sinew

of blood and marrow

strewn flesh and warm spew

we rejoice in pain

carnage of youth

we be righteous

and uncouth

bug eyed bodies

evil rugous

swaying in

unison we stroll

in filth but in truth

your time is up

your life is crushed.

Come now children

we will behead in lust.

m-jayz 10/1/96